Clemson Claw

gripping sexpenetration technique where the thumb stays completely stationary, while the other four fingers are free to roam.
Designed specifically for taming cougars.

Bro, last night I almost got totally dominated by a cougar.

What did you do?!!

I gave her the clemson claw, now that pussy is tame.

by lvdman December 18, 2012

Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019

Clemson

A bitch ass football program, a sorry team, etc.

Vanderbilt is really starting to become a Clemson (a botch ass football program).

by C9C2F01DCB10A191 September 5, 2019

clemie

The act of inserting a large, well-grown, clementine into your butthole, leaving it there for several days, then pulling it out when the time is right for maximum pleasure. This usually is done by females looking for some good ol' fashioned bootyhole action.

Boyfriend: "Why you acting like this today babe?"

Girlfriend: "I don't know. It must've been that clemie I pulled last night...im still sore from it"

by superiorN August 29, 2013

mitch clem

Punk rock webcomic writer. Also slang for "Elitist punk rock dick."

"He said the local band sucked just because they were interesting and different. What a Mitch Clem."

by Wayne Talbot April 22, 2008

piss clams

clams that you have pissed on

hey look, clams....pisssssssssssss

by cangh jui May 13, 2003

Clemsoning

The act of beating every team you are supposed to for 4 years in a row while most other teams lose inexplicably to teams they shouldn't during the same period of time.

They have been clemsoning with all the talent they have been able to bring in over the past 4 years.

by Tigerbeergeek December 6, 2015