clamshellz

The new, avant-garde way of saying the word "old." Originates from the fact that clams have shells. Also spelling words with 'z's just makes them that much cooler. For more emphasis, try using it in capitals, i.e.: CLAMSHELLZ. Remember, never EVER separate the two words, as some cultures find the separated words extremely offensive.

OK Go's dancing, sadly unlike Alex Kapranos, will never grow CLAMSHELLZ.

by elfinspacecadet September 15, 2008

Clamshamphoree

A large assortment of miscellaneous items.

Bundled together without order.

Women often have a clamshamphoree of shoes.
Rowan had a clamshamphoree of ingredients in her salad.

by FreeStyler1777 August 19, 2008

Clamshouter

The description given to a woman who shouts obscenities while you are eating our her clam (puss).

While he was down carpet munching on her clam she let loose with the biggest clam shout that he had ever heard. He didn't realize that he was with a world class Clamshouter.

by NoLuck December 17, 2009

Claedan

A guy that can be described with one word as loving. He'll do everything he can for the people he loves, and is always faithful and honest. He can sometimes be cheeky and enjoys a laugh with his mates, but is also very serious. He will be passionate about something whether it be music, sport, school, or his career. If you find a guy like Claedan, be sure to say hello.

Girl 1: omg. i was out last night, and i think i totally met a Claedan.

Girl 2: aww thats so cute. howd you know he was a claedan.
Girl 1: well i dropped my purse, and i didnt know. and he came up and gave it back, and then walked me home and he was so sweet.
Girl 2: Wow. I am so jealous.

by ifoundtheone! July 3, 2010

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013

clans and guides

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is an animated series based on Hasbro's popular My Little Pony franchise. The show premiered on October 10, 2010 on Hasbro's The Hub channel, and is currently in its fourth season. This incarnation of the franchise is referred to as the fourth generation, or G4, of My Little Pony. The show was developed for television by Lauren Faust, who is known for her work on two of Cartoon Network's popular and critically-acclaimed franchises, The Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

The series stars a unicorn pony named Twilight Sparkle, a student of Princess Celestia, the ruler of the magical land of Equestria. The princess gives Twilight the task of learning about friendship and sends her and her assistant, a young dragon named Spike, to Ponyville. There, they meet some interesting ponies, including action-loving Rainbow Dash, glamorous Rarity, hard-working Applejack, timid Fluttershy, and hyperactive Pinkie Pie. Together, they go on adventures, solve various problems, and learn about the magic of friendship. The series has generated a cult following, whose members are often called bronies.

My Little Pony clans and guides

by some swagger January 4, 2014

ClanSperger

A non-shrek obeying midget with a lisp, Santa visits him more than his dad.

That tiny orphan over there is such a ClanSperger.

by Boboscalalovesdogs January 21, 2015