Skinny as a cigarette

Somebody who is malnourished, methed up or just flat out skinny.

The crackhead trying to break into my trailer was as skinny as a cigarette.

by VeronicaSpeaking November 4, 2020

a drag of cigarette

To inhale smoke from something, especially a cigarette. The detective took a drag on his last cigarette and then crushed the butt beneath his heel.

Hey dud, give me a drag of cigarette

by Marquinh0 October 17, 2020

Cigarettes

cigarettes are something you smoke. Cigarettes are bad for you. don’t smoke.

Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

Cincinnati Cigarette

When you take a cigarette, light it, then fuck a girl with it

Hey shawty, I got a pack of Marlboros. Wanna have a Cincinnati Cigarette?

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

bitch cigarette

A vape pen used to just smoke nicotine, in which the user then goes on and tells about how cool vaping is.

Those kids over yonder with there bitch cigarettes acting cool

by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022

500 cigarettes

What two aliens said after smoking a cigarette

Alien 1: "We must have more"

*Alien 2 presses button*

Alien 2: "500 cigarettes."

*console summons 463 cigarettes.*

by Yaitzjacob September 17, 2025