Chufty badge

Mancunian rhyming slang meaning 'vag' or 'vagina'

'Close your legs, I can see your chufty badge'

by SteveFries June 20, 2019

chuffy

n. an amount of cocaine smaller than a "line" but larger than a "banger".

"Dude, do this quick little chuffy."

by Keeeelo June 11, 2006

Chuffy

A person who thinks they have expertise on everything but makes an ass of themselves in front of a person who actually has expertise on the topic.

Watch out for that Chuffy, he thinks the world orbits around him.

by dollop October 18, 2008

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Churfsterbating

The action of masturbating (male) with the body of a beheaded chicken or duck, generally using the place where the head once was

“Bro he was totally churfsterbating over there with that beheaded duck”

by Penile_plaything August 6, 2024

Churfsterberterbating

the action of masturbating (male) with the beheaded heads of both a chicken and a duck, inserting one’s, phallus into the bound necks while both heads of the poultry are positioned to be “biting down” on one’s testicles

My guy was churfsterberterbating over there man, biting and all

by Penile_plaything August 8, 2024

chuife

Used in place of a curse word to avoid getting in trouble.

Chuife, i forgot my homework!
Shut up you stupid chuife.
Where did you get hit?...In my chuife.
Chuife! I stubbed my toe.
What the Chuife?

by and1handles17 April 20, 2006