Christopher Seals

A dumb ass who says scuba Steve way too fuckin much.

Goddamnit Christopher Seals shut the fuck up.

by Hehehehe234 June 21, 2019

Christopher

Christopher's can be either extremely sexy or extremely annoying

Generally has a big dick

Girl one: "Wow, that guys name must be Christopher."

Girl two: "Yeah, look at his huge bulge!"

by BAB(bossassbitch) August 27, 2019

Christopher

This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.

Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore

by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 9, 2019

Christopher

Christopher is a sweet boy and once you get to know him you’lol want to be with him forever. Christopher’s tend to be shy around the people that like him but don’t feel bad.

Christopher’s are athletic and really witty. They tend to listen to everyone’s conversations but don’t feel bad it’s a good thing.

I’m so In love with Christopher

by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020

Christopher

Christopher are shy individuals but once you get to know him you’ll see how cute and funny he is. It may seem like Christopher isn’t listening but in reality he really is hearing everything even if you think he isn’t. Everyone wants a guy like Christopher.

Christopher is sporty and is always willing to be your friend. If you like a Christopher take your shot, he’ll always want to be your friend anyways.

I want a guy like Christopher.

by iiithatusahh January 3, 2020

Christopher Wells

He got a disability...

Hey have you met Christopher Wells
Yeah I heard he has disability
Yeah disability to make money😤👏😈
Also is Down syndrome

by That bruh moment January 13, 2020

Christopher

Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode

Christopher is such a bot

by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020