Christmas Hams

Used to describe a woman whose thighs and buttocks are so large, they do in fact resemble Christmas Hams. Beware encounter with Hams, as it might be a social buzzkill.

Did you see the Christmas Hams on that chick? Made me wanna hang my stocking, if you know what I mean...

by Godbey, Duggan, Callis, Smith, Davis & Meyers January 6, 2007

christmas tree

Or when you want to hurry up and get a multiple choice test over with and you don't care about the grade. Same as abacadaba

"How did you do on the test"
"I just chrismas tree'd it"

by ArtSeaOne February 12, 2005

Christmas Adam

The day before Christmas Eve. The bible said Adam came before Eve, so it is only natural that Christmas Adam comes before Christmas Eve

Dude, I cant believe its Christmas Adam, christmas is in 2 days!

by lilolita December 24, 2009

Christmas

A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.

"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday"
"Jesus who?"

by Ley. December 6, 2004

Christmas boner

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

by GaMeRuInEr December 30, 2006

Christmas Chair

A random house chair that is decorated instead of a traditional tree.

We all enjoyed ourselves putting the lights on the Christmas Chair.

by PSCBRENDEN November 26, 2006

Christmas Chronic

Marijuana bought as a Christmas present or just on Christmas. Redness can be added, it's optional though.

"What did you get for Christmas Twan?"

"Bitch, I got me an eighth of Christmas Chronic from my nigga D!"

by Copkilla69 December 25, 2008