Stale chips

Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.

Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.

by Isss me November 08, 2008

Chip-tit

An obese person who plays World of Warcraft in their basement while snacking on chips such as doritoes, lays origonal, and fritos. The name comes from the chip intercepting ability of their massive man nips.

John is such a chip-tit. He would rather play World of Warcraft then hang out with girls.

by the real ronald reagan January 16, 2009

chip dip

when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole

Surprise! CHIP DIP!!!

by Kat Jordan September 30, 2007

thug chip

A homie that personifies playerism while sporadically holdin it down intuitively using his strempth to keep his pimp hand strong

My bitty wasn't aktn right so I thug chipd tha hoe

by AmakNifa September 04, 2013

Chip neck

When you go t't chippy and get xl chips and gravy and cram too many in ur gob and don't chew them the webmd pro chewer designated amount of chews and just decide to swallow them like a pelican and they get stuck in your neck and slip down dead slow but you can still breathe... Chip neck

"oi Tom recon you could get me a swig of ur fosters I've got a proper chip neck right now"

by Blucherie January 15, 2021

Chuck a chip

Meaning to have sex with someone.

Hey Haydn, look at that girl there. I'd definitely chuck a chip in her

by ChipChucker May 19, 2023

weiner chips

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.

Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips

by Giovanni Mann August 19, 2008