crunchy cheetos

an attractive person with red hair.

damn, i'd like to grab a handful of those crunchy cheetos

by urbandroo June 1, 2017

Cheeto toes

When you love sucking toes so much, you begin to associate the taste of sweaty dirty toes with tasty cheesy Cheetos. You almost can smell the cheese dust beneath the sock. Yummy. I can imagine the taste of them just thinking about it.

Yum, Carly has cheeto toes. I can smell them jawns from here!

by Jkellz October 22, 2017

Cheeto Wing

When after eating Cheetos you jack off your boyfriend and he then puts it in you only to leave Cheeto crust on your labia, often left for some other form of copulation. Usually done while drinking off shot cognac sold for 15 a shot(at any b**land) or watching yank gansta'sic movies with what is know as your slim dog(a bicurious mainly lonely bang everything ano guy; for short ma bimainlobangevanogi.)

Dang, I woke up with burning Cheeto Wings after my slim dog and I stayed up drinking to my Cousin Vinny; I must have grabbed the flammin'sic hot kind.

by Wriss-klip-madter March 31, 2021

Cheeto

'Cheeto' A code word used to announce if someone of the opposite sex is unattractive. Someone that falls into the friend zone.

That guy is a cheeto, nice guy but unattractive. #FRIENDZONE

by ZellaElla August 12, 2014

Yeeto the Cheeto

A more civilized word for masturbate.

Hey dad, I’m off to Yeeto the Cheeto.

Oh wait. My dad is gone

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 13, 2019

whipped cheeto

a whipped cheeto is non of your damn buisness okay.

Your a whipped cheeto even tho idk what it means.

by adamnpersonokay November 19, 2017

Cheeto-Bating

When your love for porn and your love for Cheetos mix.

I caught Ryan Cheeto-bating again.... and he made some raunch dressing.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 7, 2025