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Carson

Carson is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He is also very very unbelievably dumb. When you try to tell him the answer to his incredibly stupid question he will argue with you and say it is wrong. He also very cocky and thinks he is the best at everything. Also he thinks he can get any girl he wants, but when you tell him that you don't like him he gets extremely rude and acts like a complete ass. Overall Carson is a very nice person and not the greatest friend either.
Girl 1: Ugh look it is Carson.
Girl 2: He is so annoying, did I tell you he asked me out the other day?
Girl 1: No, what did he say after you said no?
Girl 2: He said that I looked like a frog and he was joking.

Girl 1: Wow, he thinks he is so cool
by person22244446 December 5, 2019
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Carson and Ella

Carson and Ella a great couple who kiss WAY to mutch but are still cute.
Brit;Did you hear About the new couple?
Bob;oh carson and Ella
by Pierce the pilots May 17, 2018
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Carson

Carson, A man that will have you head over heals. He is so funny. He normally doesn't understand that a savings account and a bank account is the same thing. He is a tall boy. He does sports but hates running. Carson is very loving and sweet but once in a while he will give you the finger. Carson is loyal and precious to all costs. He has soft brown eyes. He wakes up at 5am everyday because he is a weird child. If you have a Carson in your life don't let go.
"damn who's that man playing baseball?"
"ahh that's Carson"
by Erica Baxa June 17, 2019
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Carson

Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
I heard Carson was gooning with his mother for 10 hours last night!
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
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Carson

Carson is soulmates with a girl with dark brown eyes, dark hair, a cute smile, and a nice body. Carson is sweet and kind. He's probably a swimmer and enjoys thinking about his crush. He is very romantic and will plan picnic dates and shopping dates. He thinks you're perfect and hopes to marry you. However, he's a tad but confused and doesn't know to how to show his love. He is giving you mixed signs, but Carson loves you more than you will ever know.

(Her name typically starts with an A)
Carson: Damn I would marry Her in an instant.

Her: I love you so much, but you give me mixed signs.
by Fucking ole dinosaur December 17, 2021
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carson judd

A little kid that is in fifth grade and loves...to play with little girls,....if you know what I mean “wink” “wink” and I’m talking to Taylor you little slut.
1. Carson Judd
You ,me, let’s be girlfriend and boyfriend 1 week later .you,me.... I cheated on you.
by Carter Patrick May 9, 2018
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Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!
Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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