capritta

Capritta is a hilarious, sweet, lovable person. She knows how to make anyone laugh. She is sassy, but she gets what she wants when she wants it. Get yourself a Capritta.

“did you see that girl?”
“yeah , she’s a total Capritta!”

by applejuice25 April 20, 2018

carriane

Incorrect way to spell 'Carrieanne'. Loud, annoying, total lezbo. Middle child of 6. Vegan/vegetarian, can never stick with one or the other. Thinks animal's is people.

Someone: Stop being such a Carriane!

Annoying lesbian: * shouts annoying lesbian shit*

by BlessMeWithDeath January 4, 2018

Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr

Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”

by Plumbers Putty May 23, 2018

Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi

Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..

by Capvenushoe May 12, 2018

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

catria

A funny, loyal creature that will comfort you or if needed, tell you to get a move on and buck up! Closely related to cat; "a feline creature resembling a meatloaf...etc. etc" and meanwhile does NOT resemble a meatloaf, is slightly like a ninja in a fur suit but without the lasers and fire. You'll always havefun with a catria, but first, see if they really can shoot lasers out of their eyes!

1:Wow is that Catria? She looks really grumpy! I should give her a starburst...
2: Go for it!

A few seconds later

1: I'm back!

2: Did it work?
1: Of course!

by CLaws and paws April 5, 2018

Capri

A big place and a big person

Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot

Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness

by Glamour girl_cutexoxoxox July 11, 2018