A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).
Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.
As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.
As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"
by MSGT117 June 22, 2011
by BObo D. HObo July 30, 2004
A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.
by FrodoBaggins231 August 05, 2006
A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.
1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
by AllisonL November 25, 2007
by Robbie Shepherd May 27, 2007
by JAYEDDDDDDD November 28, 2020