Cancer Eater

1. noun - A person having an instinctual and profound concern for others & naturally compelled to help others. This concern is accompanied by an ability or "magic power", to heal, remedy and improve the health, condition & general well-being of others. An apperent side-effect of this seemingly miraculous "ability" seems to be the "cancer eater" will sometime after develop similar or even the exact problem that was "healed". They, for lack of better terms, seem to consume another's pain or ailment.

Cancer Eaters are usually excellent listeners & often are told that they are very easy to talk to. When meeting for the first time, other's often will say something like; "it feels like we have known each other forever" to them. That there is a perceived familiarity toward them. A Cancer Eater will help just about anyone if or when they cross paths with people in need, injured, distressed or having difficulty, whether physically, socially, or mentally/psychologically.

An example of a cancer eater would be the ability of the main character in the movie "The Green Mile".

by lil_king420 November 6, 2013

Cancer Sex

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.

Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"

by MSGT117 June 22, 2011

Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!

You are one sick freak

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

cure for cancer

A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.

1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

by AllisonL December 25, 2007

Gesticular Cancer

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk

"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"

by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007

white cancer

When ignorant white people add to each other's' ignorance by being around other white ignorant people.

"OMG Chelsea you can't say 'nigga"!'"
"You can when squad is hanging out! Because we're white cancer"
"ROFL"

by nohochomsky December 28, 2016