Cheese Cancer

A rare condition (about 2 cases every 2 years) of the lymphatic system caused by some of the additives and chemicals used in the production of cheese-like products (i.e. Velveta, Kraft, American).

Typical symptoms include: wearing tight jeans, sitting too close to a monitor, loss of motor skills (i.e. falling), panic attacks, and inability to wake up before 11am.

As of now, there are no known remedies/cures for this type of cancer.
Growing up I had Velveta and american cheese 3 times a week, and now I have Cheese Cancer.
by 2dr June 10, 2009
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Cancer Sex

Sex that is had between someone with cancer, and someone who is sympathetic to their plight.
Guy/Girl: "I just found out I have cancer..."
Guy/Girl: "I'm so sorry...! and aroused!!!
Guy/Girl: "wanna have cancer sex?"
Guy/Girl: "mosdef!!!"
by MSGT117 June 22, 2011
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Vaginal cancer

Something you should never type into a definition bar!
by BObo D. HObo July 30, 2004
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Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.
I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.
by FrodoBaggins231 August 05, 2006
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cure for cancer

A medicine which will prevent or reverse the effects of cancer 100%. Sadly, it has not been found yet.
1. They are raising money to find the cure for cancer.
2. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
by AllisonL November 25, 2007
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Gesticular Cancer

painful condition of the arms, caused by waving them about too much when you talk
"hey man, stop moving your hands so much when you talk, you'll get gesticular cancer!"
by Robbie Shepherd May 27, 2007
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Taurus and Cancer

Uh.....ummmm..... Are y'all dating orrrrrr... Cause y'all look cute together no cap
by JAYEDDDDDDD November 28, 2020
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