by MikeInMKE November 13, 2013
open a can of WHOOP-ASS
by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019
Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)
by EDH85 May 03, 2015
IPA: kan gab
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 08, 2011
He is the stupidest guy you'll ever meet. He's funny and disciplined, especially when it comes to the gym. He slacks sometimes and is almost always nonchalant about everything. He cares... but only if you matter to him :) He also lacks functioning brain cells but manages to pull the baddest bitch in the planet. His girlfriend is so beautiful and smart that she carries the brain cells for both of them in the relationship. In exchange for her good qualities, he showers her with unconditional love and affection (and yummy kisses too).
Can Fu is daddy <3
by lilpengting February 07, 2023
A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid December 28, 2015
Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
by Hannahpleaseloveme June 10, 2019