Supreme calamitas

The final boss of terraria calamity

I hate infernum Supreme calamitas

by Vesper123131232132 May 25, 2024

Reverse Calamari Sandwich

When a guy called skwid imprints on his Bella muerte, makes an “anatomically correct” anime clone and they give her the ‘ol Double Stuf

Skwid: *snaps second cock off* REVERSE CALAMARI SANDWICH, LETS GOOOO!

by Sir-skwid January 26, 2026

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Christopher calamitous

When a woman is sitting down pooping, the man kisses the woman and begins to pee between her legs.

Helen asked if we cooked Christopher calamitous more often.

by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025

Mi’Caah

She is a unique and confident individual whose name carries beauty and strength. Mi’Caah stands out for her creativity, kindness, and determination. She brings light and meaning to the spaces she’s in and leaves a lasting impression on those around her.

Mi’Caah knows who she is, and she embraces her power with grace.

by Liam Carvon October 9, 2025

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025