The Cage

Where New Trier High School students go to learn instead of normal school when they're too misbehaved and crazy to function in a regular class.
Kid 1: Where has your friend been lately?
Kid 2: Oh, he got put in the cage for throwing things everywhere.
Kid 1: Ah, that sucks man.
by ChaoNT September 16, 2018
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The cage

Yep, there's a part 3..... And probably 4... I don't know... I might do a whole biblical series...
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"

God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."

Lucifer "What... IS all this?"

God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."

Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"

God "What do you mean? It's orbs."

Lucifer 🤦 "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"

God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."

Lucifer 😮 💨 "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"

God 😳 "..... No."

Lucifer 😑 "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"

God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."

Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"

God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."

Lucifer 🤨 "They're HOT orbs that spin?"

God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." 😁

Lucifer 🤦 "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
by TheRuminator November 27, 2020
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nicolas caging

The act of using one's Best Actor in a Leading Role Oscar to penetrate a Korean Forest Whitaker look-alike.
by assrag February 28, 2015
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johny cage

Repeatedly punching someone in the testicles.
Sorry but can I sit down? Damien Johny Caged me in english class.
by Smeagle69 September 11, 2013
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claire in a beige cage

A person of color who enjoys being topped by a white person.
oh yeah, she mostly dates white girls. she likes claire in a beige cage.
by SorryWatermelon July 09, 2021
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Dick Cage

a cage used to trap the dick, normally used in sex
by Slovenia Mapping September 05, 2021
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