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California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.
Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama
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California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.
Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

Scratch-crasher

A scratch script that contains 3 things

When I start as a clone
Create a clone of myself
Delete this clone
I put the scratch scratch-crasher on my scratch code and my scratch broke
Scratch-crasher by Ejehde April 16, 2026

Cherrycheese kevincustard cruster

To smear ones lady juices onto items of sentiment, making sure to leave a sent that one could certainly identify as, coochie cod cobbler.
She took my apple, but I gave it a cherrycheese kevincustard cruster, so jokes on her.
"I was straight 'Kevin krusting it"
She asked for her things back expecting me not to give it 'cherry chonga kevy cluster cruster'

O.C. Crushed

O.C. Orange County Crushed: An older (usually rich, cougar-type) woman characterized by plastic surgery gone awry or the result of horrific surgical choices like perky double ds on a 50-year-old.
Did you see that cougar? She's been O.C. crushed! Code blue--get Dr. 90210!
O.C. Crushed by Oregontrials April 1, 2009