Chipthiesitis

Diarrhea of the mouth

Gwiz was suffering from Chipthiesitis that day so the whole group was forced to listen to his rant.

by diablus December 5, 2012

Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.

"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."

by OhDoktor May 31, 2013

Craptacular

Much like the inverse of a killtacular, this is a word used to describe one's amazing ability to fail so hard at a first person shooter, that they manage to die/lose 5 times in 5 seconds.

Player 1: Dude I'm going for a Killtacular!

Player 2: More like a Craptacular...

by FiG-Scorn October 9, 2013

Criftinistic

A word to describe anything that can't be explained.

"Wow! That's so Criftinistic!"

by I Am So Cool January 31, 2015

Craptastic

Sarcastic word use: When your having a bad day and things are not getting better.

Friend 1: what wrong?

Y/N: I just got my period and I wearing white pants.

Friend 1: I'm so srry

Y/N: that okay im just having a craptastic day.

by Wat2say August 16, 2014

craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.

1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.

by ProfDAR September 24, 2014

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016