A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.
Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.
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Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.
No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the self-serving asshole, or the narcissist, or the negative influence.
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