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Whale Counting

An activity for college hipsters to participate in while they are drinking tea or smoking hookah. It involves wearing epically colorful sweaters and listening to indie music.
Hey! Remy and I are going to go whale counting at the shore as we drink cups of darjeeling, wanna come?
by incroyable May 22, 2009
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get count

the number of people you have snogged
by Yo slug March 5, 2023
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Full Count

When you’re on a date, and it’s not going so well, but you still have a chance to impress.
Last night I had a full count, managed to get on base
by GreyPuppon March 4, 2022
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count fiasco

The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.
Marc says: "Did you hear about the count fiasco at Hondicard?"
by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023
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Count Faggalot

1. Did u hear that bitch Dequan squeal? Yeah that nigga should be named Count Faggalot.
2. We should wear high-heels to see how women feel.

Count Faggalot, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by Lemony Fuckit January 9, 2017
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Homie Count

The "body count" of someone in relation to people you personally know such as friends or family.
If you had sex with my boy Jerry, I got to add that to your homie count.

Have you has sex with any of my friends? If so, what's your homie count?
by NitemareZen December 6, 2020
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