colorado coffee

A sexual act were a man inserts pre-roasted coffee beans into a women's Anus. The coffee beans are then passed from the women's Anus. The man uses the shitty coffee beans to brew a cup of black filter coffee. The man then

ejulates into the black coffee leaving a residue reminiscent of 2% milk. The couple then drink the coffee between them.

Had a one night stand with this slut last night. Had no coffee the next morning so had to make do with a colorado coffee.

by Theyoungwolf43 December 4, 2017

colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards

Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite

by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016

Colorado Pork Slider

When Lauren Boebert pegs Ted Cruz

I heard the Koch Brothers were serving a Colorado Pork Slider in Aspen

by Vinlggam June 16, 2022

Colorado Bulldog

Alcoholic drink made by mixing Ensure and vodka.

We visited my Grandpa yesterday at the nursing home and he was hammered off Colorado Bulldogs.

by s-dawg7 October 16, 2010

Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.

My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.

by anonymous October 12, 2022

Colorado Zamboni

Simple, a Colorado Zamboni is a tractor with a plow on the rear plowing a rodeo arena. Could be a side by side or ATV as well.

the broncs and bulls tore up the arena and it needs a good plowin wheres that colorado zamboni?

by thatoneguyatwork August 24, 2011

Colorado Bitches

The worst fucking women on the planet.

Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.

Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.

Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”

Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”

by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022