I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

ella janeen close

Hot, nice to people. Will marry a tall, strong, funny, hot man with the initials M.R.S😏😏😏 she is also very beautiful and good at sports

Ella janeen close is hot.

by Hebert ford June 27, 2022

closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop

That's it I'm closing the cheese!

by Guuurl January 27, 2019