Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.
by Isss me November 08, 2008
An obese person who plays World of Warcraft in their basement while snacking on chips such as doritoes, lays origonal, and fritos. The name comes from the chip intercepting ability of their massive man nips.
by the real ronald reagan January 16, 2009
when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole
by Kat Jordan September 30, 2007
When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser April 11, 2018
King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.
A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
The harmonious blend of bean and chip, which creates a sensation of the tongue, close to that of intercourse. Also described as "perfect", or "immaculate" it creates a combination of flavours undescribable by any other means than trying it
by Golem O'Hara January 18, 2019
I can't wait wait for this years fantasy football league so I can resume Chipping Up! Pretty soon you going to have to call me Sir-Chips-Alot!
by Andrew420 March 15, 2011