Marie-Catherine

Marie-Catherine is a gentle, calm, open-minded person and she is the nicest person in the world. She is very sensitive and emotional, but her smile and laughter can brighten up the room. She may not be perfect, but she will give her life to save the people she loves. Marie-Catherine has such a big heart but sometimes gives it to the wrong people but she never stops. She is friendly but often too shy to initiate a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.

Marie-Catherine has such a big heart

by hello_my_name_is_haha November 21, 2021

Catherine

Self centred bitch who tries to blame everything she does wrong on others. She doesn’t realise when she’s being fake (which is always) and when she does things wrong she never realises. She can be so moody and horrible to others and make you feel like shit but when you talk to her about it she doesn’t admit it, don’t be friends with a catherine

Person: I’m loosing you as a friend
Catherine: oh so can I not have other friends now? Is that what your saying?

by Botched bitch June 26, 2019

Catalina Wine Mixer

While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.

When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.

by ahmeelia April 21, 2016

Catherine

An absolute smasher of a lass, and a complete peng ting. She gives hand jobs like there’s no tomorrow, and has an incredible ability to create quadruple chins in an instant. Always gets rat assed at parties and ends up trying to piss in a bush, but this is just a reflection of how much bloody fun this lass is.

Mate: Oi Who’s that lass giving John a gammie??

Other Mate: Oh that’s Catherine, absolute mad lass she is!

by ScottishSwashbuckler August 16, 2019

Catherine

A fucking hoe bitch who sends nudes left and right while having a boyfriend. She seems to be nice and wants everybody to like and be her friend. After you get to know her she'll pull a 180 and turn around and get you fucking SUSPENDED from your school for a week. She CRAVES guys attention. She acts all sweet to authority figures so she can get in their good graces. She isn't even good at cheerleading and has an ugly face and disproportional body. She deserves to rot in hell. If I were to describe she'd be a penny, two-faced and worthless.

"Why would you want to be friends with catherine???"

by sillyface500 January 25, 2015

Catarina

Catarina is a Portuguese girl and has brown hair and brown eyes. All the boys love her. She promises to be your best friend to your face, but talks badly about you behind your back. She will always choose another girl over you. Never trust Catarina.

Person 1: OMG, I thought she was my best friend, but she’s my worst enemy!
Person 2: You’re talking about Catarina, right?

by magicsnowman29 August 22, 2019

Catherine Kieu Becker

To pull a Lorena Bobbitt, but much worse. A move named after the woman who drugged her husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a 10-inch knife, threw it in the garbage disposal, and then to top it off, turned the garbage disposal on.

Guy at a bar grabs girl's butt...

GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!

by catbee July 13, 2011