broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs

You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.

broken farted by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

Broken Arrow 

A shit so foul that it practically makes the paint on the walls peel off.

Taken from the movie of the same name where a Nuclear Bomb is dropped in the Nevada Desert.

Damn holmes, I just went "Broken Arrow" in the shitter.

Broken Arrow by D. Rich June 23, 2004

Broken Heart 

Lots of people say that when you have a broken heart that you will cry and be miserable. This isn’t true. If you have a broken heart you feel nothing. You are possibly incapable of falling in love ever again.

Person 1: He is really sad, she broke his heart

Person 2: But if he has a broken heart how does he still feel emotions?

Broken Heart by i_karp13 October 16, 2018

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine 

When someone shits in your mouth and then you spit it on the shitter's chest.

This girl was in to some really kinky shit, she wanted a Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine.
Did you do it?
Of course.

Broken McDonald's Ice Cream Machine by DoctorPool October 18, 2018

Broken humor 

Someone with broken humor is someone who at stupid stuff

Guy 1 : i have broken humor
Guy 2 : *show 21st century humor*
Guy 1 : *dies of laughter*

Broken humor by Stupid moron March 22, 2022

broken elevator 

BROKEN ELEVATOR is an emphatic declaration indicating that something is wrong on SO many levels.

Friend 1: "Dude, that stripper still has staples in her C-section, it's that fresh"

Friend 2: "Broken elevator"

broken elevator by originobscure August 18, 2015

broken dreams 

When the condom explodes inside your girl or guy if you are into that kind of thing.....

After sex I noticed the condom was gone and my girl told me it must have been broken dreams.

broken dreams by C-Hutt October 10, 2005