noah bowen

An amazing, cute blond haired boy who does everything you could imagine, he's funny and smart and is an overall great guy!

Me: Hey have you seen Noah Bowen today?

Girl: Yeah Mr.Hottie is at sailing camp!

by Lillian_Draco September 4, 2017

boozed boxes

When you finally step out of your front door after a lame weekend of binge watching, booze drinking and online shopping... and you discover several boxes on your front porch.... you immediately think to yourself “Ugh. How much did I drink and what did I buy?” That bittersweet front porch mountain suprise is made up of boozed boxes.

I opened the door, still hungover from two nights ago and there it was, the shameful pile of boozed boxes sitting there all arrived and perfectly packaged.

by Kimberly S Adams December 13, 2017

oliver baxendale

To completely disappear without prior warning and reappear as if nothing happened. If questioned, play the fool and deny any such action.

Friend 1 : Where did Frank go?
Friend 2 : no idea, he must've pulled an Oliver Baxendale.
Frank : Hey guys!
Friend 1 : Where were you? You just vanished.
Frank : No I didn't.

by gregor ross March 14, 2018

Vaginal Boxing

Bruised lips from oral sex

I was doing some vaginal boxing last night and woke up this morning with a bruised lip.

by Ranger15 May 26, 2018

Gas Boxed

Empty elevator filled with flatulance.

You get on an empty elevator and as the door close you breath in the stench of a freshly laid fart. You’ve been Gas Boxed.

by Man date January 11, 2019

Josh Bowen

That one nigga...

Bro look, it’s Josh Bowen.

by KillaZoro March 26, 2019

Blue Boxer

When a chick tries to leave you with blue balls but you ain't having it and beat your dick on their face until completion.

Indie tried to start the lawnmower but not cut the grass so I had to give her the ol' 1-2 blue boxer combo.

My balls was starting to ache and she had to leave soon so I gave her a blue boxer shower.

by Blue Boxer April 3, 2019