blonde bombshell

A blonde female who is the definition of voluptuous - Grade A tits combined with a grade A ass. This woman would not be described as sophisticated by any of her peers. Men who do not know her imagine doing dirty things to her. One would not be surprised if a home made sex tape were released of said female.

1.
Andrew: "Dude, that blonde bombshell's home made porno got leaked onto the internet last night."

Carlos: "Oh, it's about time!"

2.
Andrew: "Dude, Kyle got with that blonde bombshell last night and said she was an absolute freak in the bedroom."

3.
Andrew: "Have you seen Kate Upton's cat daddy dance video?"

Carlos: "Yes, I almost jizzed myself. She is the ultimate blonde bombshell."

by Sync October 26, 2012

blonde moment

The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.

by Mo Fo October 3, 2003

naked blonde

A girl with big tits, blonde hair, sexy legs, huge pussy, and the hottest face ever.

I saw a naked blonde...then I was having sex with her. This is because she was so fucking hot that my penis flew into her pussy then she started giving me head :).

by 13inchdickthatgetsmesofuckinghornyitgetsmehumpingeveryblondeisee!! July 1, 2006

blond-lad-sexual

when you only fancy blond lads

only likin blond lads

by Corbo January 23, 2004

blonde

for your information...blondes are not thick and dumb, they are just like everyone else.there are sum bloneds that are dumb and some are intelligent and the same goes for everyone else.its just a hair colour you stupid pricks get over it.

proud to be blonde

by *!?!* February 14, 2004

blondeherring

To eye up a lass from behind thinking shes going to be beautiful but when she turns around shes a MINGER

"Oooh look at the arse on that"
"Shit no-Oh my God no she has face that reeks of Didcot and a Fairmile smile too"

by hetroman September 20, 2003

Blonde

A fair hair color. The color can range from a very pale blonde to a reddish "strawberry" blonde or "sandy" blonde color. Blondes usually have a lighter skin tone than people with darker hair. Some people tend to think that blondes lack intelligence or are less serious-minded. This is just a stereotype, hair color doesn't determine your intelligence. Although some blondes like to act like "dumb blondes" because they think it's cute. Blonde hair is mostly paired with blue eyes, but other eye colors are paired with blonde hair too.

That girl has blonde hair.

by Shameeka July 8, 2012