BMW

BMW stands for Blow. My. Weiner.

Paige wanted to BMW at the movies, but I wasn't in the mood.

by Thefunnyguy101 April 10, 2017

BMW

"Black Man's Willy"

I saw your ma last night sitting on a new, hard BMW

by RedHeadRoaster May 28, 2017

BMW

the angry business man's car

BMWs are normally seen from the front as you are always going to slow .. Even when your not, the true king of undertaking

by Thegenderbender March 13, 2018

BMW

A beautiful German luxury/sports sedan made for a family. Unfortunately BMW drivers think their the greatest and don't use their blinkers.

That BMW that we saw last night was clean.

by FlashGordan79 March 14, 2018

BMW

Big Mexican Woman. Slang term for a chubby mexican girlfriend.

Man i want to go, but my BMW said it's her mom's birthday so we're going there instead.

by ChefDanG March 1, 2017

bmw

Short for big meaty wallet. Often used to say that a girl is a gold digger looking for a sponsor.

ayo fam check that gurl out thristy for a bmw

by elegigle123 July 23, 2016

BMW

In Jamaica BMW mean the Bob Marley Wagon.

PERSON 1: "Hey I saw a BMW today"
PERSON 2: "WHAT!"
PERSON 1: "Bob Marley Wagon"
PERSON 2: "Ohhh, Ok"

by Max 15 January 3, 2017