Bleach Blonde

An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup.

-Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.

-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde.

by diirtyblondesdoitbetterrx May 25, 2010

Blonde

(1) All "blonde" is is a light hair color. The hair color of "blondes" range from a dark gold (dirty blonde) to bleached hair color (pretty much white). People at my school will be brunette in reality, but will try to pass off as being blonde by saying they are dirty blonde since at our school the more popular and more prettier students are all blonde.
(2) Jessica Simpson is the perfect stereotype blonde. She makes me aggravated because some people look to her to see how "blondes" are when, in truth, hardly anyone is as ditzy as her. Jessica Simpson is blonde (obviously), beautiful, has a great figure, and is so stupid she thought buffaloes had wings and chicken of the sea was chicken, not tuna. That is how the average person perceives blondes (beautiful and stupid). In fact, I have altered my personality many a time before to please people by letting them think that their opinions of blondes is correct. (Hint: It's not!)

(1) She nervously ran her fingers through her long, golden blonde hair.

(2)A blonde in class: But, Mr.Jones, I still don't understand it.
Mr.Jones: Well, Ashley, what don't you--
Another student: Mr. Jones, I would just give up now- she's a blonde, she'll never get it.
**With names changed, this has happened before at my high school.

by a Non-Stereotype-Blonde July 1, 2005

Suicide Blonde

A gorgeous blonde girl or woman who is crazy, fun, daring, and thrill-seeking. She is deeply emotional, highly sensitive, and often very sexual and/or sensual. She is physically stunning and her deeply emotional nature makes her captivating. She walks her own path. She may be an artist, a musician, a model, etc. The reason she is called a "suicide" blonde is that she is so full of crazy, sexual, adventurous, and artistic passion that she could "explode" at any moment. If you ever meet a suicide blonde, you are in for quite a ride.

That girl is such a suicide blonde. She is crazy hot, super smart and emotionally turbulent. She's an artist and is covered in tattoos and piercings. She is so smart but so emotional that I think she may self-destruct. I've never met a woman quite like her. She is captivating.

by Lemon Squeezee May 9, 2018

blonde race

Blonde race, not really race. I know what you mean above, but it's just a heavy variation of the caucasian race, losely called white's sometines under professional circumstances.

blonde race, losely called whites.and have the same ethnicity of southern europeans. Europeans-caucasian, light sking people, race. head stucture, round eyes, caucasian body, thin lips.

by Angeles211 September 6, 2006

Kick a Blonde Day

The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)

Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.

by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019

blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

bleacher blonde

One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)

"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"

by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009