biocock

A parody of the video game bioshock basically a weird nick name.

LOL omg look at that guys biocock!

by Skeetorza September 7, 2007

Biostitute

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Biological warfare

A term used to describe the act of creating an obnoxious and hypnotising smell in the toilet ( or other ) area. Thus preventing entry to any other person for fear of involuntary convulsions.

George has laid seige to the toilet using biological warfare.

by Nig451964 March 13, 2009

ap biology student

A student that is academically gifted in the study of biology. They live, breath, and sleep biology. All they talk about is biology. When biology is not being spoken of, they throw in a sentence that relates to biology. People think they are crazy for taking an AP Biology. They endure endless hours of homework, sleepless nights, and 19 paged tests every single day. They walk around with a blank look on their face when they are not in biology class because they are wondering where they are. They do not know what to do outside of biology class. They are awkward. They only know how to communicate logically with their fellow homo sapiens that take AP biology. AP Biology students are generally superstitious about staying away from tall buildings and pointy objects when they do not have biology class.

AP Biology Student #1 "Hey, I bet I got less hours of sleep than you!"

AP Biology Student #2 "I got 1 hour of sleep last night, top that."

AP Biology Student #1 "I got 0."

AP Biology Student #2 "I envy you."

by bobcat10101 December 5, 2013

biomass

Used in two forms, the former used more popularly;

1. Kg/m^2 of living materials in an ecosystem

2. Mob of people, population

Dude, look at that huge biomass of mutant radioactive zombies!

by suicidoll June 11, 2006

biong

A word used to describe the emotion felt when seeing an attractive female, often used enthusiastically and repeatedly amongst the male population and at an alarmingly high rate during the consumption of alcohol.

Brent: cheryl cole's on the tv
Trey: biong!

-Several pints later-

Brent: was that cherie blair?
Trey: BIIIOOOONNG!!

by Harv13 July 20, 2010

biohorn

A person who was almost killed as a child due to the West Nile virus in India. This said person suffers symptoms such as, diarhhea, disfugured nostrils, heart palpitations, and other forms of mental retardation. Sounds serious, but if you ever met a biohorn, you would laugh. They look pretty effed up.

Guy 1: I just had sex with this hot indian bitch.
Guy 2: Dude, i hope you used a jimmy.
Guy 1: no, why?
Guy 2: F*ck man, you're gonna get biohorn!
Guy 1: Ah, I gotta crap. Hey, why are my nostrils all disfigured?
Guy 2: I told you man.

by Asep November 10, 2006