my penis is bigger than yours

Some thing males say to each other to assert their dominance.

I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.

by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014

dopple-banger

an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.

conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):

geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?

geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...

by Sexydimma January 15, 2012

duece bigelow

You spelt his name wrong, mung-monger.

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

Bigger man

The first one to back down from a fight/conflict, usually resulting in an immediate makeup.

Ricky: my nigga u know u was wrong for wat u did fuk u, gime bak my dollar
Nick: nah nigga that wasn't fair i won fair nigga the dolla is mine
Ricky: fuk u man you jerkoff piece of shit faggot
Nick: aiight bro i'll be the bigger man, he's you're dollar back
Ricky: *takes dollar* man you know i was just messin wit ya i wasn't really mad
Nick: yeah yeah

by Zack T December 31, 2007

knee bangers

When a lady gets so old that her breasts sag all the way down to her knees, they then stop being breasts as such and become "knee bangers". Another tell tale sign is when you shout, "Show us your tits!", they must lift their skirt in order to do so.

(Can also be spelt as one word - "kneebangers")

"Those knee bangers make her look like she has four arms!"
"Yeah you're happy know because they're big and firm, just wait until your older... when she turns sharply, you'll get some knee bangers to the face..."

by Gr8 January 17, 2008

da bangem

Slang for jacksonville florida

Jacksonvilles phrase is "da bangem where they hang'em and slang'em"

by babycakes187 December 12, 2006

Dick banger

Someone who chooses their mate by the size of their penis

My sister is a dick banger.

by Grox9999 July 7, 2016