benefit fraud

What niggers do when they need to purchase objects.

Nigger: I be needsin me some shoes, nigga.
Nigger 2: Do some benefit fraud.
Nigger 1: Fuck yeah, biatch!
*they come peeling out of Foot Locker 20 minutes later in their government issued Ferrari Enzo with 40 pairs of Air Jordans*

by SamsaJ June 25, 2006

Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book
2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another

1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami
2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.

by xxxIlluminatixxx July 18, 2010

baeness

The amount of bae that one contains

Maisie has a large amount of baeness

by baeness July 10, 2014

strangers with benefits

A description of a situation in which one or both parties are not aware of each other, but when it is convenient they engage in sexual activity.

Unbeknownst to James as he walked home on a Tuesday he was about to become strangers with benefits with Armando his neighbors Great Dane.

by Luw999 October 11, 2013

minge benefit

Using your company mobile phone to call your girlfriend, bit on the side, lover, premium rate girl action lines..

I called Doris using a minge benefit..

by JB Law September 1, 2006

eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 11, 2005

bird with benefits

a term for a partner in a casual relationship who is so stupid that he/she has the approximate intelligence of a small bird. can be shortened into BWB.

ihsor: Dude, your "friend" is pretty stupid..
edas: Yea she's pretty much my bird with benefits

by Fook Yoo August 27, 2007