Pope Benedict

A used condom that has fecal matter on it after being used for anal sex.

My nasty roommate must have had a crazy night because I found a Pope Benedict on the floor this morning.

If s/he doesn't use an enema, you'll end up with a Pope Benedict on your dick.

by JaRee September 23, 2012

beneia

The worlds best wife, lover, and friend. To know her is to love her. Smartest on the planet and only in love with guys named Anthony!! No one is better, she is a Goddess and Jewel of the earth. A queen that demands respect from her followers. One who will do anything her husband ask of her no matter the day or time. One who's only goal in life is pleasing her husband and making sure he has all his heart desires. One who wants her husband to have a motorcycle and joy!!

Damn Beneia you are too perfect!!

by Poetically Romantic January 18, 2017

Beneil

A pure gamer boy that keeps to himself who wants his friends to know he gets girls when in reality he doesn’t.

He made an account called Alice and said it was his girlfriend, that’s a Beneil if I’ve heard one

by Spalsw October 8, 2020

Columbian Beneigh (Beignet)

When a guy dips his balls in vinegar, rubs them in cocaine and drags/lays them on someone's head.

Did you see Todd give his girl a Columbian Beneigh (Beignet) last night? If I was her I would be furious. Balls Columbian

by Mongoose-Uh-Loose March 13, 2015

Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"

fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed

by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009

Bendigoes

Small crab like creatures that live in Puerto Rico, off shore in sand bars. They scurry out of their little holes to crawl on you when you are not suspecting it.

Also used as a an noun to describe anything else small or pitiful.

That little bendigoes just crawled across my hand!

Poor Bendigoes.

by bendigoeman February 15, 2010

Bendiness

1.The amount of bend, or curvature, present in a particular object. Commonly used in scientific circles in reference to trees. It is uncommon but still correct to use it to refer to flexibility as well as constant curvature.

2.It can also be used informally to refer to less a less literal lack of straightness in non-physical things.

1.That cottonwood is a 5 on the bendiness scale.

2.He had a certain bendiness to his ethics.

by Wordsmith J December 2, 2009