Shit the bed

When someone hooks up with, dates, marries, etc a horrible person.
Name inspired by Amber Heard.

John shit the bed when he started dating Jessica, she's cheated on all of her other boyfriends.

by TheAwesomeGM May 10, 2022

Bed Marbles

Male genitalia

She was playing with my bed marbles and it was making her hot.

by WayneBarcham May 16, 2013

Water the Bed

To water or harvest marijuana

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.

by SwagMafia July 16, 2016

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

Bed Buster

When someone is laying down on a bed and you whip out your cock, stand over top of them, and drop on them putting your cock down their throat with so much force the bed breaks.

Ever since Jimmy gave me The Bed Buster I can't sleep at night.

by Zinxrune October 11, 2018

bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.

i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....

by somone123 September 5, 2012

imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014