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gyne yourself

means to sort ones self out or to calm ones self down
gyne yourself wee man (original context and origon)also helps if said in an irish/scottish accent e.g. 'for fuck sake lad GYNE YOURSELF!!!'
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006
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cutting yourself

A really REALLY STUPID thing to do! DON'T fucking do it!!!
She cut herself, thus becoming a "stupid bitch"
by LordBlunkey June 9, 2004
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to Stig yourself

To mess something really good up in order to further prove yourself, and fail. Letting everyone know in your autobiography that you are really a well-known celebrity, when no-on really gives a shit who you are. Mea Culpa.
"To Stig yourself -to let slip that you were a famous television celebrity, and now you have no job and no-one cares who you were".
by Eddie Van Basten September 1, 2010
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Kill yourself

JUST KILL YOURSELF JUST DO IT LET YOUR DREAMS DIE AND KILL YOURSELF
JUST DO IT YOU PUSSY
KILL YOURSELF
by xXxmeatbeater69xXx April 9, 2018
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Mess Yourself

To do extremely hard maserbation - boy or girl - and squirt/cum all over yourself.
Masterbates:
Cums all over himself

This would be a mess Yourself moment
by DannyGsmethwick October 22, 2018
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021
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triple yourself

To defecate, piss yourself, and cum all at the same time. Popularized in movie The Misfits and is used to describe the physical reaction to serious, often nerdy, excitement and fan-hype.
Dude, when the new Call of Duty game was announced, I tripled myself!

I can't wait for the new Gorillaz album! I'm tripling myself thinking about it!

Dude, don't triple yourself over the new Transformers movie.
by Navalon April 11, 2011
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