The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006
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An arguement where the two or more parties use memes to make their points. You can use memes you find on the internet but you cant ise your own memes for a meme battle. Obviously because if you use your own memes you can just keep making new ones to respond to everything with, and the battle will never end. You loose a meme battle if you fail to be able to respond or if your opponent is owning you with better memes than yours. Enjoy meme battling!
by BigBaddyBrown November 14, 2014
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42 students, 1 island, an assortment of weapons and if after 3 days they dont kill each other until 1 is left...They all die.
by Tom Li March 20, 2005
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'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!
by The Legendary Battlecock November 23, 2011
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2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.
2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex
Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.
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Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
Example #3: She's a total "battle fuck".
Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
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