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Batman's Bedtime

Dawn, when the night is over and it's time to crash.
We had no idea how long we were talking and then now here we find that it's Batman's Bedtime, so we called it a night.
by arf79 July 20, 2023
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Batman But Red

ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!
i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!
by burgerrrrrrrrr July 18, 2024
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Batman i Caught a little Pokemon

a way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
Batman i Caught a little Pokemon it is my way of saying to my enemy i got a pokemon
I caught a Lopunny
Oh No, Joker
Don't tell me
You already know, Batman
You know what i'm gonna do
TO THAT THING!
JOKER!
It's an animal, Joker!
You can't
BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
NO OH MY GOD! NO!
I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
by Léonard October 28, 2023
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Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024
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Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Batman on Superman: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Batman Virus

Batman Virus is a virus where your head hurts from rolling too many damn times mixed with eating greasy pizza
by FatMan82 February 28, 2026
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Batman - Batman

Batman: I'm Batman
Guy: Ok.
Man: Ok.
Joker: Why so serious?
Man: Ok.
Joker: What's Batman - Batman?
Man: Ok.
by Jeff#4 February 24, 2025
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