Shaq the Basket 

When one doesn't come close to hooking up with a girl. Much like Shaquille O'neal's attempt at free throws.

Man, did you see that girl Todd left with the other night? Yeah, he totally Shaq the basket with her.

Shaq the Basket by Ya blew it! February 8, 2010

Male Gift Basket 

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.

What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket

Male Gift Basket by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011

tossing the bread basket 

Throwing up

Pull over I’m tossing the bread basket

tossing the bread basket by Gracietea October 12, 2017

Upside down fruit basket 

Upside down fruit basket is when a man tucks his penis and balls behind himself to resemble what maybe a banana and tangerines , and moons someone.

The chef at Applebees bent over and showed the waitress his upside down fruit basket

Upside down fruit basket by Beef Hooked February 22, 2018

story basket 

When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)

The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.

friend 1: "omg that reminds me of this one time i went to Nebraska.." friend 2: "cool story bro, put it in the story basket.....oops no one cares"

story basket by drinkarizonatea November 16, 2011

cock in a basket

Acting shitty or hard to work with.

This snow has been a real cock in a basket lately.

cock in a basket by chadjohnson86 March 3, 2015

Spooky basket 

A basket filled with gifts for a certain person and things they would like. Is usually Halloween themed but doesn’t have to be. Can be used to show how thankful you are for a person in your life. Can also be made to your friends not just a significant other.

Girl: Hey Delilah! I made a spooky basket for you.

Girl 2: thank you best friend!

Spooky basket by Lizzie Queen October 26, 2018