Bill Barred

Getting jacked off in the bathroom of a public space by an older man who resembles former two-time United States Attorney General William Barr.

I just got Bill Barred in the bathroom by some old dude.

by chad stacey August 27, 2021

Big-balled

When another person goes out of their way to prove they are more masculine than another person.

Jared: “Did you see him do a double backflip?”
Chad: “Yeah that’s big-balled”

by Drippy_J December 1, 2021

Blue Balled

When you warm up in the bullpen for multiple innings but do not go into the game.

Dude skipper just blue balled me to put in the lefty specialist.

by The man formerly known as Bass March 27, 2022

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

Bojarian Barleycorns

A measurement. Universal in mankind, everyone understands Bojarian Barleycorns. A common increment of weight or length.

"Say bro, how many Bojarian Barleycorns did Benson's burbii weigh ?"
"Yo, homie. That mofo burbii weighed eight and three eighths of Debns finest utilitarian measurements."

by Tinca July 21, 2022

White Balled

To dream of being in a sexual nightmare

Shit man i just hot white balled!

by NewYorkRoast October 4, 2022

The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad

The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022