BOOTY BANDIT

a fag , or queer homosexual who enjoys the sodomization of other males

stanley is a booty bandit because all he does is sodomize dudes.

by greg perdue March 26, 2008

Arse Bandit

'Arse Bandit', is a derogatory term or phrase that refers to ones sexual orientation, stereotypically one of a male homosexual tendency. However, the added implication of 'Arse Bandit' also refers to the frequency of ones sexual partners. Deriving from the English words:

- 'Arse' early examples of which can be found in the early Germanic and Anglo-Saxon language. Referring to the Buttocks or 'rear end' of the human anatomy.

-'Bandit' late 16th century: from Italian 'bandito', ‘banned’, past participle of 'bandire' ‘to ban’.

for example:

TOM: Hi mate, how are you?
NICK: Fuck off, you dirty arse bandit!

TOM: Sound mate.

by ArseBandit432 July 25, 2016

Fridge Bandit

A person who hates buying their own groceries, so they eat everyone else's. When caught in the act, they always feign ignorance. There is always an excuse for taking the food.

"The fridge bandit must have seen my chicken, because all of a sudden, it doesn't have any damn legs"

"I went to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but the damn fridge bandit done gone n' eaten my loaf"

by Bob Barker's Banana Plane November 17, 2011

Pizza bandit

the equivalent of a dine and dash for pizza delivery. when you order pizza to 2 houses close by in a close time frame (so the delivery guy comes to the house with both orders in the car), and the delivery guy goes to the first door, and someone runs out and steals the remaining pizza from the delivery car, then he is a pizza bandit.

we came home from the bar and we were hungry and had no money...so we just did Pizza bandits

by pepperoni bandito June 22, 2010

fart bandit

Someone who enjoys stealing your farts

That fuckin' wierdo Jessie is coming over again, and hes such a fart bandit. Really tries to bury his nose in the backdoor and take em all in secretly.

by onebitchnigga October 17, 2014

bananna bandit

A homosexual that tries to suck of straight men in front of their wives.

That bananna bandit walked right Bob's house and sucked his cock right in front of Jill.

by Skrilllz September 2, 2015

pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010