Heavy Balls

When you haven't nutted in a long time, your balls get heavy due to the backup of sperm

It's been a while and now I have heavy balls.

by Hondipo January 24, 2019

Hairy Goat Balls

Goat Testicles that are hairy, squishy, and delicious.

Melvin John ate some hairy goat balls on a stick.

by samyooell March 20, 2011

Ballsack Black

Black shit that you pick off your balls when they itch. It's often attached to little pubic hairs.

My balls are covered in ballsack black.

by Hoarfchron420 January 20, 2009

Balls High Five

When a bro fondles his balls, holds up his tainted palm, proclaims "Balls high five!" then subsequently gives a fellow bro a high five.

Bro 1: It’s hot as tits today. I’m standing in ball soup over here. Balls high five!
Bro 2: You got me you bastard; do you have any hand sanitizer?

by ranbn8 April 14, 2011

Balls to Buttcheeks

A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.

" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."

"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."

by Archibald M.W. Pinchback April 20, 2012

Ballsack Flower

When 8 males genitals are held together like a bouquet

I needed a way to impress this chick so me and the guys sent her a picture of our ballsack flower.

by synyster exile March 18, 2015

baldscape

This is where an individual takes a selfie but includes in the photo or video a piece of their bald head

This picture would make an ideal baldscape

by EP22 May 13, 2016