Socket Baller

A Socket Baller is a guy who lets another guy sit on his face such that the sitter's balls cover the other guy's eyes.

There are two variations on this theme. You could be a North Pointing Socket Baller or a South Pointing Socket Baller. Sphincter on nose, for a north pointer. "Foreskin on mouth, must be pointing South."

by Arnold Ziffel December 15, 2008

cock sucking two-balled bitch

A guy or douche bag who sucks dick and is definately acting bitchy.

You're cock sucking two-balled bitch, & you need to get the fuck over yourself.

by belinda janequa marie=] January 14, 2013

sick nerd baller

Leenock. (A Korean professional Starcraft II player from the team FXO, who - as a dark horse - plowed through former MLG and GSL champions at MLG Providence 2011 and ended up winning the whole thing.)

He's such a sick nerd baller!

by lillesvin November 20, 2011

Balled Up

The state of being ready to ball and/or get down. The balled up individual is typically dressed in his finest clothing for whichever activity hes getting ready for.

Look at his watch, tims, crisp jeans, button up, earrings. Hes focused. He's Balled up.

Nice Jordan's, Jerome. You look balled up.

by john duffy October 19, 2005

Free Ballers

Commonly known as FBCGFTA (Free Balling Creek Gang Fuck Them All), they have succeeded in making the first ever softball team/rap group, and soon be dance group. The Free Ballers are currently based in Wentzville, MO.

Ryan: Yo Jacob, you here about the Free Ballers?

Jacob: Yes, they tearing it up for days! It's all they do! #swaswagg

by CreekLife August 26, 2011

ballernous

Full of ball; A baller who likes to ball; One who is especially characterized as one who balls;

An MBP is ballernous.

by Matt April 16, 2003

ballerness

To exude a certain level of hood class. Also do be so fly it looks like your a real Baller.

The homies rims have a ballerness about them.

by Hexplosive February 2, 2007