Arkadi Bagira

- probably the coolest person you can ever meet, everything amazing is associated with this name.

- he fucks shit up

- Huge baller

Arkadi Bagira's too cool for an example

by bagira November 30, 2011

Throat bagging

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.

Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Premature Balding Gorilla

1. That one tattoo that you get on your body that has absolutely no significance outside of the fact that you got it.

Named from a Pastor in Indianapolis who is tattooed all over his body with a premature balding gorilla on the under back side of his arm

Luke got his premature balding gorilla last night in the form of the loch ness monster on his lower back side.

by cowboy hibby July 13, 2012

Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."

I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.

by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012

Dirty Baggins

A cheap scum bag. Usually a friend or close acquaintance who's extremely frugal.

Jimmy left the dinner party early before the check came out. "What a Dirty Baggins!"

by General LongCock May 30, 2015

Carrot bagging

Masturbating using self-tanner, often by accident

Damn I accidentally grabbed the wrong bottle at the store and ended up carrot bagging. You only make that mistake once.

by Nair88 October 23, 2015

Shit baggin

Talking a walk after shitting in ones pants.

Johnny had no sense. His parents never potty trained him, every day after school, you can see him shit baggin his way home.

by Oboefreak November 29, 2015