Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011

malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.

paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

by mc 18 inch buddha March 11, 2009

badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation

f*ck you, badger shagger

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

Honey Badger

Someone who simply doesn't give a shit and does what they want regardless of the odds or mass opposition they face.

However someone cannot be a temporary honey badger. They either are or they are not as they must be like this in every scenario.

Look at his face, he doesn't give a shit. Hes a Honey Badger!

He doesn't care what that guy had to say... hes a mofo honey badger

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

cock badger

one with a cock that uses it as a weapon
a name for someone you hate or just feel like telling them something

dude, shut up, your such a cock badger

what a cock badge

by lincolning April 30, 2008

badger and blade

A little corner of the Internet where gentlemen can get together to discuss the finer things in life, be it home roasted coffee beans, a nice Cigar, a glass of wine or a relaxing wet shave.

Badger and Blade the premier Wet Shaving and lifestyle forum.

by White tree February 23, 2014

Angry Badger

This is when a young man who has a premature grey streak in his hair has a mardy and thus looks like an Angry Badger.

I would leave Dunc's right alone this morning he's made a rick and is having a right Angry Badger and feels a cont

Dunc's ended up having an Angry Badger last night as he tried to have it up the Wichenford but ended up bumping into a wonky eyed midget

by PB16 March 6, 2008