business bro

A variation on the "bro" culture (see "bro" or "dudebro"), this bro is wealthy, works at a place like a bank, drives an expensive car and lives in places like Orange County, CA. Despite this, his natural bro tendencies are still strong and he flaunts his success like a trophy, and tries to create an air of importance around himself. The corporate ladder has replaced workout gains for this bro, though he might still obsess over that, as well. They like talking about "achieving success" as if though they are talking about a workout routine. They also obsess over expensive electronics like phones and smart watches. These bros come in all races, but traits are commonly found in Middle Easterns, whites and American Asians.

Mark Cuban is a business bro

by superurbanman October 24, 2015

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Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

by Totesbro January 14, 2012

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Bro muhment

like a bruh moment, only more powerful (see bruh moment)

bruh 1: My wife divorced me
bruh 2: bruh moment
bro: bro muhment

by Zanyystar June 11, 2019

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Bro By Association

(n) A person, usually female, who is dating your best friend. Whenever you throw a party or just casually hang out, they are automatically invited to tag along because coincidentally, they are equally awesome.

Richie: "Hey buddy, are you going to watch the football games this afternoon?"

Tim: "Yeah, there are some good ones on today. I got my chips and dip, pizza and soda ready to go."

Richie: "Cool story, bro. Maybe I'll stop over later. Mind if I bring Ilsa?"

Tim: "Yeah sure. She's always welcome. Now that you two are together, she's a Bro By Association.

by LDSTex85 January 30, 2012

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