lily my bestieee

SHES A VERY FREAKY NASTY GIRL LIKE IF U DONT LIKE HER GO GET A LIFE.SHES THE MOM AND ALWAYS SOOO CARING. Y’ALL SHOULD LOVE OR ELSE

Lily my bestieee is a very freaky nasty girl.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie June 2, 2021

Anna banana hottie bestie

Anna banana hottie bestie is a myth, and unusual name. You can only call someone Anna banana hottie bestie when someone is named "Anna", and you shall treat her like a godess

Be careful Anna banana hottie bestie

by Yung_Trzt June 8, 2021

Black cat bestie

The cunning, jaded friend. Usually paired with the sweet goofy type, black cat besties are suspicious and highly protective. They’re fast to flee and are great at reading people quickly

Tom: I’m talking to this hot girl but I think her black cat bestie knows I’m a fuck boy

Mike: that’s ruff

by Another dumb bitch May 5, 2022

beating out a log

masturbating while pooping

We could hear the porn playing on his computer while he was in the bathroom beating out a log

by champ-erbator August 24, 2010

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

basting my balls

Bothering one with random, inconsequential nonsense, such as e-mails full of shit you don't care about or text messages that drive you insane with insane blabber.

I've been trying to dump my on-line boyfriend for months, but he keeps basting my balls via e-mail with stupid bullshit I don't find cute anymore.

by SlimShadee October 9, 2014

Beastin and feastin

Being a pro at potentially everything you do.

ex. Reece: did u see that warriors game yesterday!?
Josh: Yeah, Curry was Beastin and Feastin!

by @McSavagery July 17, 2016