Poop bed

When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm

I can’t wait to sleep in my poop bed

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

Tuck'er to bed

Tucking your dream or idea away for good

The dreams over tuck'er to bed

by aswbduevhwc;uggggggggggggggggg October 21, 2020

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

Playing in the bed

Hardcore masturbating while in the bed or sometimes it could mean fucking a girl or guy depending on your sexuality.

Me: “Hey, so what did you do last night?

Friend: “Nothing, I was just playing in the bed while watching porn.

by XXXPussySlayer October 20, 2017

bed art

Having sex while covered with paint

"Hey wanna try bed art tonight?"

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Coat bed

I'm Levittown, at parties, it's the place everyone lays their coats. Normally on an extra bed on the first floor.

Can I take your coat? I'll put it on the coat bed

by Brduece January 14, 2017

Murphy bedded

When a defective Murphy bed falls on your head and you are rushed to the E.R. In this same incident your tooth gets lodged back into your gums and your becomes inflamed

He tried to open the Murphy bed, then got Murphy bedded. Now his tooth is missing.

by Alester December 24, 2020