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Bear Cave

Engaging in sexual Congress with another person whilst trying to make the minimal amount of noise.

Taken from the imagined reality of taking shelter in a cave from a storm or other threat. Only to find out you are surrounded by sleeping bears....

Despite this complications you're both still DTF...
I'm super horny but my Gran's in the next room and mum and dad's still up. We're going to have to Bear Cave this....
by Jamesaddiction February 12, 2021
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Bear Truck

When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.
I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.
by JMS4dayz November 18, 2009
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Bear Wench

Someone who orders drinks and slides them onto everyone else's tabs and walks out crunk and a $10 bill. Unfortunately Karma is a bitch and that $10 tab evolves into a $5000 legal fee for all the trouble she's bound to get herself in.
Bear Wench: wtf I had 2 beers and a chupakabra and my bill is $150?!?! Where's the bear?!
by Donkz June 30, 2011
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Bear Stearns Effect

When individual assets are worth more than the total valuation.

When a group of girls as a whole seem unattractive but when viewed individually, aren't bad.

Opposite of the Cheerleader Effect.
Check out those girls again. We wrote them off before, but I think it's actually the Bear Stearns Effect.
by Sante Fe September 6, 2011
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Bear repellent

The most essential product for going kayaking with
Javin - "SHIT ME A BEAR!!!"
Jack - "Don't worry holmes I gots me some bear repellent... BAMM!!"
by Pappa steve January 5, 2012
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Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.
Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!
by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012
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bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse
bear house is where good music is at
by The manager 382 February 3, 2014
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