bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

Some thing u say to get out of a conversation

I gotta use the bathroom real quick

by Ghost of KT November 18, 2016

C HALL BATHROOM

a place to get your sexual urges out in the middle of class

Danielle ran to C HALL BATHROOMl to get a quicky from connor before class

by heavy fucking z January 18, 2011

bathroom packager

the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.

tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean

by ginger warrior December 22, 2010

The Lonely Bathroom

When you go into the bathroom to urinate, but upon entry, you find there is a person already using one of the 2 urinals, so you leave instead of using the second urinal, and thus avoiding any akward interaction.

Person 1: dude why did you leave the bathroom? i thought you had to piss?
Person 2: dude i had to pull The lonely bathroom to avoid standing next to the burliest fuck i had ever seen not at a circus.

by GuruStyle June 29, 2010

The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.

someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.

by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007

Bathroomate

A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.

Know what I need to do? Bathroomate. I'll be out in a sec.

by Ace Danger March 17, 2009