Awkward "X" refers to any word or phrase created as an alternative to the "awkward turtle." This is often done to try to enhance the funny of the original idea, or to rank the new word in reference to awkward turtle, but tends to end up being a painfully obvious "third joke."
"Seriously, awkward turtle was pretty damn funny when the person first came up with it, but now people are trying to keep the funny on life support but end up third joking the shit out of it...the advent of the awkward "X"."
Awkward dog, awkward monkey, awkward military junta, awkward pork chop, etc etc etc.
Awkward dog, awkward monkey, awkward military junta, awkward pork chop, etc etc etc.
by ohnoitsthefuzz October 23, 2007
Get the awkward "X"mug. the act placing your hands flat on top of each other and moving your thumps in a circular motion, this is usually done when the room has fallen silent and every one is staring at each other awkwardly
by DancesNude March 8, 2011
Get the awkward turtlemug. A derivative of the "awkward turtle". It is when one assumes a squatting position and then proceeds to make sounds familiar to that of a pregnant walrus (sounds something like this: "urgh urgh urgh urgh urgh!"), whilst waving their arms by their wast. Unlike the turtle however, it is used to create socially awkward situations, rather than emphasize them.
When a person enters the room, everyone does the awkward dolphin to make the newcomer feel awkward for a few seconds. Then act like nothing had happened.
by I AM THE WALRUS October 27, 2012
Get the the awkward dolphinmug. Originated in the Hudson Valley, New York.
The akward salmon is another member of the awkward animal clan. It is probably one of the funniest ones out there.
During an akward silence, it works just like the awkward turtle to relieve tension.
You put one hand flat and then slap the other hand onto the flat one alternating back-front-back-front etc, to look like a fish slapping on the floor of a boat.
The sound is the best part.
The akward salmon is another member of the awkward animal clan. It is probably one of the funniest ones out there.
During an akward silence, it works just like the awkward turtle to relieve tension.
You put one hand flat and then slap the other hand onto the flat one alternating back-front-back-front etc, to look like a fish slapping on the floor of a boat.
The sound is the best part.
So...last night I walked into my grandma and grandpa gettin' frisky.
...silence...
Uhh....AWKWARD SALMON *slapslapslapslapslapslap*
...silence...
Uhh....AWKWARD SALMON *slapslapslapslapslapslap*
by The Awkward Expert December 18, 2007
Get the awkward salmonmug. A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."
by James Dangerous January 17, 2011
Get the Awkward Danmug. An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.
by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010
Get the Internet Awkwardmug. the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.
by agedchicken October 25, 2011
Get the Awkward Slagmug.