Awkward Flask

Anytime some one brings up some totally awkward you pull out the "awkward flask". This is done by gesturing like you were to be pulling a flask out of a pocket, unscrewing the lid and then taking a swig. Note that this is just a gesture otherwise if you wanted to actually do this with a real flask around certain people you'd get just totally smashed. Like your mom for example. Anyway its really just another symbol showing how awkward a situation is.

" You know I totally less than three you but if the awkward flask were real I'd be an alcoholic"

chick: "so my mom was saying something the other day about satisfaction"
dude: *pulls out awkward flask*

by LKTB November 12, 2009

awkward cyber silence

when someone kills a conversation on facebook or an online chat room with a comment or reply that u dont know how to reply to

dude remember last night when i fucked that slut?

that was my girlfriend

oh... awkward cyber silence

by inky binky donkey May 19, 2010

Awkward Chest Hair

Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.

The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.

Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.

Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.

by Casual Mate July 27, 2010

awkward party

The act of being one of two females presently naked at a sausage fest.

Kristen was pretty drunk at that awkward party last night.

by maddwolfmaniac January 22, 2011

awkward banana

1.) when a guy gets happy, eliciting a response from his banana (dick), and those around him notice and call 'awkward banana'
2.) code name for a boner

1.) *sprong!* 'AWKWARD BANANA!'
2.) 'dude I kissed him and he totally got an awkward banana'

by thebizabiz March 3, 2011

Awkward Muslim

A botched attempt at an awkward whale that more resmbles a muslim praying than a beached whale.

Only to be used in situations of religious awkwardness.

Tom: Do you want a ham sandwich for lunch?

Will: No, I'm Jewish

Tom: *Awkward Muslim*

by FremdeLeute March 22, 2011

awkward

A completely embarassing situation

When Joey began talking to Bob about his new girlfriend Rihanna, the situation quickly became awkward after he realized Rihanna was Bob's Ex!

by AnonymousPieceofshit May 3, 2016