ashton kutcher

when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.

I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.

by spread mollusk September 1, 2017

Ashton

Ashton is the guy who falls in love very fast with a lot of people very nice guy but is always using things to compensate for having a very small penis. Overall Ashton is a very good friend but catches feelings very quick and has a micro penis

Ashton is a super good friend that’s why I friend zoned him

by Tim Warner January 19, 2019

Ashton

Ashton is amazing, he is super cool and a pro gamer, he is so cool but doesn’t believe any compliments you give him

“ yo it’s Ashton he is so cool”

by Definition dude November 22, 2023

Ashton Cook

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.

Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!

by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017

Ashton

Probably the sexiest man you will ever see in your lifetime, hes tall, fit and very athletic. Large Cock and a great personality to boot. He is crushed on by all females and males. However he does not like fake people so if you are one of those people, God Bless.

Damn hes looking like Ashton today.

by Willyhassamllcock October 10, 2019

Ashton

A kid that try’s to hard to be popular and funny and keeps saying “did i ask” to much. Is whiter then olaf.

Your being such an ashton

by Woris2216 February 24, 2020

Ashton cherry

A beautiful woman, amazing friend, southern as fried chicken and more intelligent than Einstein. She will always make you smlie, listen to you when you have a bad day and beat down ant bitch that try to fuck with her bestie ..so WATCH out! Extremely awesome!

Stacy: Whose that girl!?
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!

by LooNOLA January 2, 2017