Ashton

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.

billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"

by lakenbacon October 31, 2022

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Ash is the type of person that will try to help you no matter what. They are an extremely kind and caring person, no matter what they say. Ash is an all out amazing person. If your ever friends with an Ash (Ashton) make sure to stay friends with them as they are one of the best people to walk the earth. Ash always loves to dance. They always do the strangest things, which makes you want to be around them more. They are always fun to be around. If you ever encounter an Ashton, make sure to befriend them, it will be a really good decision.

Ashton is so amazing!

by DerpGod January 17, 2022

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